there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I just had sex on a roof
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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