you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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