two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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