Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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