Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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