I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
