i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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