I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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