Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize