what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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