You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
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I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
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Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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