That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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