He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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