just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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