Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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