She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
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Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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