Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
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I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
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We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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