do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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