We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
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If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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