Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
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So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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