When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
