Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
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it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
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I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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