my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
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Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
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Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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