More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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