Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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