do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
His hands were made for my vagina.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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