Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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