Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
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Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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