I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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