Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
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she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
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It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
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