You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
