Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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