So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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