Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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