He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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