He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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