What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
