Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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