Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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