We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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