thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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