you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
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So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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