i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
COCAINE IS GR8
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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