You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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