i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
handjob tips. give me some.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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