So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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