D3 body, D1 cock
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Pooping to opera.
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