they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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