Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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