we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'm at about main and main street
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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