i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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