I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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