honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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