you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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