She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
