RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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